Maidmer

Hey pretty lady yeah you’re legs drive me crazy

From your booty down to your feet

And I’m not cheatin’ no I like what I’m seeing

When I’m looking down at your knees

Oh my my I’m checking out your thighs

and girl they look good to me 

(Mmhmm)

And oh them calfs you got the best bottom half 

That a brother did ever see 

Oh my God I see you working so hard 

With the way that you move your hips 

And everybody knows you've got ten tasty toes 

That'll make a brother lick his lips 

(Yum!)

I'm just saying I'm hoping and praying

To get a look at those heels

And wooden shins girl it must be a sin

To have such bottom appeal

(Maidmer maidmer maidmer

Ooh ahh oh)

Girl you're quite a catch

(Maidmer maidmer maidmer

Ooh ahh oh)

And I hope this feeling lasts

Thinking back to when we first met

(We first met)

The sun was just beginning to set

All I saw was a silhouette

(A silhouette)

You were very very wet

(So wet!)

Thinking back to our first date

It was getting rather late

(Rather late)

We went to a costume party

Everybody there thought your fish costume was great

(Maidmer maidmer maidmer

Ooh ahh oh)

But that wasn't a costume was it girl?

(Maidmer maidmer maidmer

Ooh ahh oh)

No that’s thats just who you really are

Girl I’m sorry but the truth is

I don’t want to say this as a diss

(As a diss)

But I’m not that attracted to fish

(To fish)

That’s why I turn away when you try to kiss

(Try to kiss)

I’m still trying to figure out just what this is

(Gar blah)

I’m sorry!

(Gla blahhh gla)

You gotta understand

(Buh glah)

You gotta understand this is confusing for me

(Grr blagha ghu glubleh)

I understand that

(Glublah)

But

(Gleh)

It’s not fair

Ok it’s fair

(Grah bah gleh)

Yep that’s a good point

(Brlrg Brrglr Bleh Brglgrleh)

Look all I’m saying

I’m just trying to be honest with you

(Bloh Grablemeh)

And my real feelings are that

This just isn’t

This isn’t working for me

(Bah Glahbeh)

Ok?

That’s the truth

Is that this isn’t working