I Bought A Bat

In the unlikely event

Of a break in

I’ve got a secret plan

To defend my beacon

I don’t know how to fight

Or do karate Tae Bo

So I went to the Target

All ya’ll burglars should know

I bought a bat

To protect my house

If my girl hears a noise

Then I’m pulling it out

Oh yeah

Batting bad guys into batter

I bought a bat

To protect my house

If you’re breaking the law

Then I’m breaking it out

Oh yeah

I hope you don’t have a gun

I ain’t no fighter

More a low-blower and a biter

Fightin’ dirty baby

I’ll hit ya with your own cane

I ain’t no brawler

More a lie-downer and a crawler

No I didn’t get a gat

But I bought me a bat

For my bedside

Let me explain

I

Get worried ‘bout the world sometime

Even though I know

Supposedly there’s never been a better time to be alive

And I

Can’t tell you how it makes me cry

Knowing my baby’s gonna have to face it

He’s looking up now to ask me why

And I

Hurry to dry my eyes

I tell him hey man we’re gonna make it

Daddy does fun songs to make them smile

Smile

We got a little too real there

Oh yeah

O yeah aw yeah

Alright now

I said alright

I said alright alright

Alright alright alright now

yeah alright now

We gonna be alright now

I said we we

Oh

Woah yes

I bought a bat

To protect my house

If my girl hears a noise

Then I’m pulling it out

Oh yeah

Batting bad guys into batter

I bought a bat

To protect my house

If you’re breaking the law

Then I’m breaking it out

Oh yeah

I hope you don’t have a gun